Did you hear the one about Conor McGregor and the dolly? Yeah, a lot of people did.
The view from inside the bus of Conor McGregor throwing a dolly and injuring Michael Chiesa. pic.twitter.com/vm1thw0rOV
— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) April 7, 2018
— Chito Vera (@chitoveraUFC) April 6, 2018
Look, we’re no experts on how to use a dolly—well, ok, actually we are. And this is not how you use a dolly:
But we saw something in that clip that most others didn’t: potential. So with that in mind, we’ve come up with an offer to help rehabilitate Conor:
We couldn’t help but notice your dolly usage is a little rough around the edges. But we see potential in you. With a little training, you might fit right in inside our professional mover marketplace.
Since you may be on the lookout for a new job, we’d like to extend an opportunity for you to go through our Movers Academy to learn how to properly use a dolly, just like one of our thousands of highly trained movers.
We’ve helped hundreds of potential movers just like you go from amateur dolly-users to reliable pros. Maybe you’ll be the next one.
What do you say? We’ll even throw in free moving insurance, in case something breaks.
We hope to see you at the Movers Academy, Conor!
Fox affiliate covered this story in the following segment, showing the world is definitely ready for #ConorTheMover: